nonsense of the flanimals

As you know the Flanimal kingdom is diverse and immense. Different speices evolved and migrated in every direction. They fluorished and dominated the plains the forests and the mountains, rivers, the swamps and entire oceans, from the shallows of Menptonia to the Hubba Numpy Depths.

One Flanimal can't make a difference. They had to fight together. What if they all made a stand? and that's what they did. Armies of Puddloflaj, no longer cowardly wobblers, they wobbled bravely into war.

Grundits, like tanks, linked arms and stagered towards battle. Glonks...well, Glonks did absolutely nothing, but they did it together it was magnificent! It was the most terrifying war thje world has ever seen -carnage- but they still fought. They fought like warrior flans. Baby Mernimblers were launched like metamorphic missiles. They changed into adults mid-flight,to rip and tear at the bletchings.Then it got nasty. But they fought on. Tired, injured, dying. It was working. The Flanimals were winnning Hooray!hoor....

Oh no, hold on there was just the tip of the iceberg. There was millions more emerging and taking flight.Chaos. Flanimals ran in all directions. No one Flanimals ran in all directions, but between them every direction was covered. Even up and down. Well, they didn't run up and down, they jumped up and down, which is pretty pointless.

also its pretty easy to jump up but much harder to jump down especially if you're already on the ground. Jumping down if you're already on the ground means you end up sortove crumpling yourself to death. You can bury yourself. Some did this, some buried each-other. Some jumped into the rivers to escape the Bletching but ended up being eaten up by the Strankulators. Oh I forgot to tell you 'bout the Strankulator. Itnt matter now. Nothing matters now.

Hey dudes, wicked day 2day, mandarin choc wuz wiucked

heyguys! Tom is in the house! I just came back from livin the life at fiji. the very 1st thing i gotta tell u is the exspence of that water! a bottle of that artesian water was 10.00! but it is really the best water u can get and it's really fresh.

there was these weird bouncy balls that u skim 'cross the water trust me they could go pretty high can tell ya that cya when i cya!

MY MOST FAVOURITE PIZZZZZZZZZA COUNTRY IN MY FAVOURITE COUNTRIES:

ITALIA

ITALIA IS MY MOST FAVOURITE COUNTRY CUZ THEY MAKES EXELLENT PIZZAS!

I ALSO LIKE ITALIA CUZ IT'S BEAUTIFUL AND HAS FANTASTIC FOOD THERE!

MY FAVIOURITE MOST ORSAM FOOD IN BOLD ITALIA IS TASTY DELI PIZZAS MM!

... AND NOW YOU YOU KNOW AFEW OF MY HOBBY'S IN ITALIA!

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A party at greenwich baths

GREENWICH BATHS

ON THE OCTOBER 2009 I WENT TO GREENWICH BATHS FOR A PARTY !!

ON THE WAY TO GREENWICH BATHS, WE (ME AND MY MUM'S AUNTY,SHARON)WENT STOPPING AT AN ACCIDENT WICH WAS 2 CARS COLLIDING. ONE WAS A BIG FLASH SIVER 4-WHEEL DRIVE AND THE OTHER ONE WAS AN OLD WHITE CAR(SMALL) ON THE FOOTPATH, THERE WAS SOMEONE ON A STRETCHER . THEN, SUDDENLY AND SADLY, IT STARTED TO RAIN! IT WAS GOING TO BE A BAD DAY TO GO TO A BEACH WHEN ITS RAINING! ME AND MY MUM'S AUNTY WERE GOING TO GO LEFT THEN WHEN WE SAW IT, THERE WAS A BIG "CROWS NEST" FESTIVAL ON. WHEN WE WERE CLOSE TO GETTING TO GREENWICH BATHS AND JUST NEEDED TO GO TO ELLA RD, THERE WAS A DETOUR! THE DETOUR LED ME AND SHARON(MY MUM'S AUNTY)ROUND AND ROUND IN CIRCLES!

THEN FINALLY, WE APPEARED AT GREENWICH AND FOLLOWED THE GREEN SIGNS SAYING: "GREENWICH BATHS OVER HERE^"AND THEN FINALLY again WE APPEARED AT GREENWICH BATHS! yay! WHEN WE GOT TO GREENWICH BATHS WE THOUGHT THAT THE PARTY PEOPLE LEFT BECAUSE IT WAS RAINING. WE WERE THE ONLY PEOPLE AT GREENWICH BATHS. WE HAD A GOOD TIME DOING:THROWING SAND BALLS,DIGGING HOLES etc , BUILDING CASTLES AND EATING.

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