Lyrics for the song:Ultimate Showdown

Old Godzilla was hopping around,
Tokyo City like a big playground.
When suddenly Batman burst from the shade,
and hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade.
Godzilla got pissed and began to attack,
but didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq.
Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu,
when Aaron Carter came out of the blue.

And he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal,
then they both got flattened by the Batmobile.
but before it could make it back to the Batcave,
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave.
And took an AK47 out from under his hat,
and blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat.
But he ran out of bullets and he ran away,
because Optimus Prime came to save the day.

This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny.
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see.
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be.
This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime,
like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime.
And then Shaq came back covered in a tire track,
but Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back.
And Batman was injured, and trying to get steady,
when Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete.
But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped,
Indiana Jones took him out with his whip.

Then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind,
and he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find.
'Cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed,
and Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist.
Then he jumped in the air and did a summersault,
while Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault.
onto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the air.
then they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare.

This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny.
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see.
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be.
This is the Ultimate Showdown...

Angels sang out in immaculate chorus,
down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris.
Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones,
into the crotch of Indiana Jones.
Who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain,
as Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne.
but Chuck saw through his clever disguise,
and he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs.

Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight.

And Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie,
and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie

Robocop, the Terminator,
Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader

Lo Pan, Superman,
every single Power Ranger.

Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan -

All came out of no where lightning fast,
And they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass.
It was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw,
with civilians looking on total awe.

The fight raged on for a century,
many lives were claimed, but eventually.
The champion stood, the rest saw their better:
Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweater.

This is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny.
Good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see.
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be.
This is the Ultimate Showdown...
(the ultimate showdown)
This is the Ultimate Showdown...
(the ultimate showdown)
This is the Ultimate Showdown...
(the ultimate showdown)

of Ultimate Destiny

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Batman is a fictional character created by the artist Bob Kane and writer Bill Finger. A comic book superhero, Batman first appeared in Detective Comics #27 in May 1939, and since then has appeared in many of DC Comics’ publications. Originally referred to as "the Bat-Man" and still referred to at times as "the Batman", he is additionally known as "The Caped Crusader", "The Dark Knight", and "The World's Greatest Detective".

In the original version of the story and the vast majority of retellings, Batman's secret identity is Bruce Wayne, an American millionaire (later billionaire) playboy, industrialist, and philanthropist. Having witnessed the murder of his parents as a child, he swore revenge on crime, an oath tempered with the greater ideal of justice. Wayne trains himself both physically and intellectually and dons a bat-themed costume in order to fight crime.^[2] Batman operates in the fictional American Gotham City, assisted by various supporting characters including his crime-fighting partner, Robin, his butler Alfred Pennyworth, the police commissioner Jim Gordon, and occasionally the heroine Batgirl. He fights an assortment of villains such as theJoker, the Penguin, Two-Face, Poison Ivy and Catwoman, influenced by the characters' roots in film and pulp magazines. Unlike most superheroes, he does not possess any superpowers; he makes use of intellect, detective skills, science and technology, wealth, physical prowess, an indomitable will and intimidation in his continuous war on crime.

Batman became a very popular character soon after his introduction and gained his own comic book title, Batman, in 1940. As the decades wore on, differing interpretations of the character emerged. The late 1960s Batman television series used a camp aesthetic which continued to be associated with the character for years after the show ended. Various creators worked to return the character to his dark roots, culminating in the 1986 miniseriesBatman: The Dark Knight Returns, by writer-artist Frank Miller, while the successes of director Tim Burton's 1989 film Batman and Christopher Nolan's 2005 reboot Batman Begins also helped to reignite popular interest in the character.^[3] A cultural icon, Batman has been licensed and adapted into a variety of media, from radio to television and film, and appears on a variety of merchandise sold all over the world such as toys and video games.

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Now the longest-running comedy in television history, THE SIMPSONS immediately struck a chord with viewers across the country as it poked fun of itself and everything in its wake. With its subversive humor and delightful wit, the series has made an indelible imprint on American pop culture, and the family members have become television icons.

January 14, 2009 kicked off "Best. 20 Years. Ever.," a year-long global 20th anniversary celebration of all things SIMPSONS. The year will conclude on January 14, 2010 and will feature THE SIMPSONS 20TH ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL � IN 3-D! ON ICE!, produced and directed by Academy Award-nominated filmmaker Morgan Spurlock ("Super Size Me," "30 Days"). In the special, Spurlock will examine the cultural phenomenon of THE SIMPSONS in his distinctive and innovative style.

The critically praised series has been bestowed with numerous honors, including recently receiving five Emmy nominations for the 2008-2009 season. Over the course of their two-decade run, THE SIMPSONS have won 24 Emmy Awards: 12 for Outstanding Voice-Over Performance, 10 for Outstanding Animated Program and two for Outstanding Original Main Title Theme Music.

THE SIMPSONS is a Gracie Films production in association with 20th Century Fox Television. James L. Brooks, Matt Groening and Al Jean are the executive producers. Film Roman, a Starz Media company, is the animation house. Mike B. Anderson serves as the supervising animation director.

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The St George Bank Dragons have tonight won the 2010 NRL Telstra Premiership with a convincing 32-8 victory over the Roosters at ANZ Stadium in front of 82,334 fans.

The opening exchanges were spent with both sides just going through the motions and trying to get dominant field position. An early mistake from prop Michael Weyman sent a scare through the Dragons camp losing possession 30m out but the Roosters were unable to capitalise losing the ball themselves after just three tackles.

The Dragons were awarded the first penalty of the Grand Final when Roosters Captain Braith Anasta was penalised for holding down in the play the ball on the red and whites 30m line. Jamie Soward put it into touch at half-way and the Dragons had an attacking set at the Roosters line. On just the third tackle the ball was shifted to the left and winger Brett Morris got outside his opposite and got the ball back on the inside to Darius Boyd who was brought down. From the next play Ben Creagh took a charge forward to better the field position and on the last Soward put a smart cross chip kick to the right corner and Mark Gasnier leaped above BJ Leilua and planted the ball down to score the opening try of the 2010 Grand Final. Soward converted from 10m in from the eastern touchline to put the Dragons in front 6-nil after eight minutes.

A mistake by Neville Costigan 40m out from his own line gifted the Roosters possession and they had their first real attacking opportunity. The ball was sent to the left and Leilua broke the line but when he went to ground the ball Soward’s knee forced the ball free and Anasta won the race to the ball to score. It was sent to video referee Bill Harrigan and he awarded the controversial try. Todd Carney took the attempt at conversion and was unsuccessful with the Dragons still in front 6-4 after 16 minutes.

Just four minutes later it was on this occasion a Beau Scott mistake 35 m out from his own line that gave the Roosters another set of six at the red and whites line. This time around it was a shift to the right with Mitchell Pearce the orchestrator and a step off his right foot drew in Matt Cooper and he sent Mitch Aubusson through the line and he went over in the south-western corner. Carney couldn’t convert again with the Roosters now in front 8-6.

The Roosters dominated the back end of the half with the Dragons making a number of errors but their strong defence held the Roosters out and the tri-colours went to the break leading 8-6.

The opening to the second stanza saw the Roosters make the first mistake with a forward pass being thrown by Pearce gifting the Dragons the ball on the half-way line. A set of six at the Roosters resulted in a Nathan Fien grubber being forced dead by Carney and the Dragons earning a repeat set. In the next set it was a well structured play that saw the ball get sent through the hands of Captain Ben Hornby on to Boyd who smartly held the ball up forcing the defence to come in Jason Nightingale stepped by former Dragon Kane Linnett and went over to score in the right hand corner. Soward brilliantly converted from the sideline putting the Dragons back in front 12-8 after 48 minutes.

In the 60th minute Nightingale grabbed his second try of the Grand Final off the back of another repeat set. It didn’t look as pretty but it was again sent to the right and this time around Hornby threw the ball out wide and Nightingale picked up the bouncing ball to go over again in the right hand corner. Almost identical as the last attempt Soward converted to put the lead out to 18-8.

To put the game beyond doubt it was who some would say the heart and soul of the Dragons team Dean Young went over to score. It was a Fien jump out of dummy-half that got the defence going with him and he tipped it on to Young who crashed over next to the left hand upright. Soward easily converted to put the game beyond doubt with the score now 24-8 after 64 minutes.

In the next set Jared Waerea-Hargreaves came in late on Young directly in front of the uprights and Soward took the option of taking the penalty goal and putting the lead out beyond three converted tries to 26-8.

The icing on the cake came with 10 minutes remaining when replacement hooker Fien darted over from dummy-half. The play was set with Soward looking to slot a field-goal but when the defence focused on Soward it was Fien who ducked under the markers and crashed in under the posts. Soward Converted to secure the title for the famous Red V 32-8.

DRAGONS 32 (Nightingale 2, Gasnier, Young, Fien Tries; Soward 6 Goals) def. ROOSTERS (Anasta, Aubusson Tries)
Crowd: 82,334

Go Dragons!

nonsense of the flanimals

As you know the Flanimal kingdom is diverse and immense. Different speices evolved and migrated in every direction. They fluorished and dominated the plains the forests and the mountains, rivers, the swamps and entire oceans, from the shallows of Menptonia to the Hubba Numpy Depths.

One Flanimal can't make a difference. They had to fight together. What if they all made a stand? and that's what they did. Armies of Puddloflaj, no longer cowardly wobblers, they wobbled bravely into war.

Grundits, like tanks, linked arms and stagered towards battle. Glonks...well, Glonks did absolutely nothing, but they did it together it was magnificent! It was the most terrifying war thje world has ever seen -carnage- but they still fought. They fought like warrior flans. Baby Mernimblers were launched like metamorphic missiles. They changed into adults mid-flight,to rip and tear at the bletchings.Then it got nasty. But they fought on. Tired, injured, dying. It was working. The Flanimals were winnning Hooray!hoor....

Oh no, hold on there was just the tip of the iceberg. There was millions more emerging and taking flight.Chaos. Flanimals ran in all directions. No one Flanimals ran in all directions, but between them every direction was covered. Even up and down. Well, they didn't run up and down, they jumped up and down, which is pretty pointless.

also its pretty easy to jump up but much harder to jump down especially if you're already on the ground. Jumping down if you're already on the ground means you end up sortove crumpling yourself to death. You can bury yourself. Some did this, some buried each-other. Some jumped into the rivers to escape the Bletching but ended up being eaten up by the Strankulators. Oh I forgot to tell you 'bout the Strankulator. Itnt matter now. Nothing matters now.